dshael: (jack dav)
Mustn't read Wodehouse at work. People start to wonder why the bally hell I'm talking like that, what. :D

bleck

Jan. 29th, 2010 06:44 am
dshael: (jack dav)
Note to self: Do not engage housekeepers who work in hospitals in conversation over dinner. Severed limbs are sure to come up in the conversation. :/
dshael: (Default)
MORNING,
a VERY DRAMATIC POEM
by a grill cook, forced to work early.

Oh cruel light of day
that follows sleepless night!
Rosy-fingered Dawn
creeps o'er the rim of earth
only to provoke the horrid little birds
to uncouth twitters...
I shut my eyes to you.

Why must I drag my crumbling,
stumbling
bones
from the dark den I lay them in?
Only to stuff the gaping maws
of every greedy thug
with two dollars to pay
for their encrusted greasy portion?

Oh, yeah, the rent.
Damn.
dshael: (grin)
Item number two submitted for your judgement:

A customer left the door to the ice cream freezer open. When they came up to the register, my greeting to them was: You gonna go close that?

Yes, I am going to BFH. I dearly hope none of this gets back to the boss...
dshael: (?!)
I'm going to burger-flipper hell. A customer asked me last night what I was thinking, ...and I told them.

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